Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just want to make out with him forever
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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