Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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