dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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