just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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