yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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