Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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