I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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