Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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