i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
