Whats the glycemic index on semen?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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