you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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