I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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