Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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