i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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