I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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