Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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