the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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