I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Boobs are out for the taking
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
soo... how was my night?
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