Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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