But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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