We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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