So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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