After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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