I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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