Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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