Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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