He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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