South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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