I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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