white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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