It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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