The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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