I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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