Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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