can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Come back. Shots need mouths.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
try to milk me bitch
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