Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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