I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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