at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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