you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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