Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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