**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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