we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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