whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
