marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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