Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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