so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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