We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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