Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
