I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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