Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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