Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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