I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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