I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sext me about skeletons
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
