Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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