why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
being pregnant is like rehab
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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