Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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